Thursday, December 27, 2007

Orkut profile names...

Everytime i log on to orkut my, homepage always lists a lot of profile changes, and many of them say that the last name of that particular profile has been changed recently. These are being conveniently replaced by captions. This particular aspect is very irritating. I mean captions are good when they say where u are and all but what do the following captions mean.

RaGhUR@m "Trust de 1s dat tRusT in u."(what am i supposed to derive from it??),(nee enna dhaan da solla vara???)
Karthic "Let benazir's soul rest in peace". Great Indian artists, hockey players and singers la saavum bodhu indha naai ippidi pottadha sarithiramea kadayaadhu...ore oru flash newsa paathuttu captiona pottan da.... (Onakku Benazir oda soul enna aana enna??, moodittu velia paaka mudiaadha...pain eduthuttu orkt la changepannama vuda maatiyea!).Dei! i do understand that u are a keen follower of world affairs,adhukku edhellam remba over....
Ranjit ^Maruti Rocks^ ..dei en da??, unna recruit pannadhunaala it rocks eh??, are did u try mean that the company is so great that it seriously rocks!, if so , i can give the names of a thousand other comapnies that "rock!" more than Maruthi ever will, appa adhayum sethu poduviyaa?......koduma da!!!
Varun Album updated..hols goin on great...U r albums updated nu engalkku profile updates la preview fotovoda varudheda...appram en???.
In the above mentioned ones the irritation level is not that high, but in the following case, it will reach the summit...
"u'll definitely love this", i do not even get the name of the person here....
"Ihsaan rocks, and so does aamir", ya!!! i know it, but wait a minute, whats ur fucking name??
Aswin chotte sardar for PM....dei!!,what non-sense.
other examples: Rahul....Better than the best, mac 'o' yathz i hate Pc, Prasanna gonna get screwed(unless u mention y, the above stement is useless da!).......

Friends!, putting meaningless captions,if anything , can only work against you. You cant and wont impress anyone with the kind of non sense . These things wont fetch u date with a hot chick. So realize this and stay out of it...
yours,
an Experienced Campaigner...

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