Koolywood's top ten

31/12/2026,
Chennai.
As we prepare ourselves to step into the new year ,let us look back at Kollywood top ten last year.

The remake era of Kollywood which started 22years before still continues, with 120 of the 144 movies being remakes.

Best movies:
Azhagiya Tamil Magan(A remake of the 2007 classic starring Vijay and Asin)
Erode (An action sentiment masala performed and directed by Perarasu)
Poda dei( A remake of the Telugu flick "Great"(Considered a sequel to the 2006 hit "Super" )

Best Actors:
1.) Simbu for "Paadhagan".
2.)Dhanush for "Sivaji endra somberi".


Best Actress:
1.)empty slot
2.)empty slot

Best Senior Actress:
1.)Asin for playing Simbu's mom in Paadhagan.
2.)Trisha for playing Asin's elder sister in the movie Paadhagan.

Lets not stop praying....

WARNING: Involves a lot of Tamil words....

After an excellent "vekkam ketta" perfomance in the First Innings, the much fancied Indian Batting line-up gave us more of the same,but now improved,versions of how to crumble easily, in the second innings. I want to find those people who said India had a good chance of achieving the impossible,that is conquering the Aussies in Australia, and strike upon them with great vengeance and furious anger. Dei i want to ask all of you only one question da....If you ppl say it is mission impossible, appram epdi da "good chance" irukka mudiyum???

These inglorious bastards have made real fools out of the Indians by giving us a lot of myths. I sure do smell a conspiracy to increase the popularity of cricket in countries like India by the ICC. I can see the same thing happen to teams like Namibia, Bangladesh , Kenya and all some twenty to thirty years later. These are the following myths.

1.India has the best batting line-up:
Adhellam oru mairu kediaadhu!!! ..The number of Australian batsmen having 50+ averages is two more than the number of Indian batsmen with 50+ average in Tests. Some may argue averages are not the greatest indicators, and still maintain Indians have the strongest batting line up, and it is just that they do not combine well.A line up that does not combine well 3 out of 5 times is not a line up at all, let alone it being the strongest line up.

2.Indians are good players of spin:
Idhellam ungulukke overa therilla???.Ivanunga enna spin aadinanga nu engalukku theriaadha... England(I cant think of one quality spinner who played for England in a long tym,now of course ther's monty), West Indies, Bangladesh, Zimbabwe(do these have cricket teams??) indha teamoda spinners adikardhellam kanakkula edukallena Indians wud be no good against spin bowling. Here of course, i am not considering occasional spurts of brilliances (Sachin vs Warne kinds..).

It is important to get these myths out of our minds, then may be Indian defeats will make more sense to us.

Hero moment: Hogg's flipper to Yuveraj singh.
Zero moment: Yuveraj staying in the crease after getting dismissed by hogg for more than the normal tym taken by a batsman to go out of the crease after a dismissal.( naa anga irundhu andha oru ball le out aagirindha, adhu "no-ball" irundha kooda immediateaa kelambi poirupen)


Now that the first test is history lets pray for a revival. I mean, there is no sign of rain anywhere in Australia. But we ll hope against hope and pray to the nature gods to shower heavily thereby abandoning at least one of the test matches. That way, we can be certain we will avoid a whitewash.

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First off, my request to the espn-star sports india's CEO, if he, by some freak of destiny is reading this.

Respected Sir,
This is to bring to your notice ,the widespread allegation that your channel's weekday daily Sports centre's cricket content is drastically dwindling. Usually out of the 30 alloted minutes for the program, 7 minutes are allotted for advertisements, 22 minutes for cricket, and a minute for other sports. But currently the cricket content is being alloted only 17-18 mins, while other sports are being alloted a whooping 4-5 minutes. This is being eyed with great discontent by the viewers and is considered to be a great injustice done to the Gentleman's game.

This problem is not a new one and has persisted for around one and a half years. Just when people were about to make their voices heard,your move of bringing Star Cricket(a cricket only channel) promised to do the Indians justice. But the new channel of yours did nothing but telecast the already 100 times seen Gavaskar's 421 ball centuries and Kapil Dev's five wicket hauls in test matches 10 times a day 70 times a week, and 3650times an year.

So i request the cunt-face that you are to transfer all cricket related programs and news, to the shit hole channel that you floated lately, and spare your channel for Other sports.
yours,
A-man-who-vents-his-anger-through-meaningless-blogs-like-these.

Orkut profile names...

Everytime i log on to orkut my, homepage always lists a lot of profile changes, and many of them say that the last name of that particular profile has been changed recently. These are being conveniently replaced by captions. This particular aspect is very irritating. I mean captions are good when they say where u are and all but what do the following captions mean.

RaGhUR@m "Trust de 1s dat tRusT in u."(what am i supposed to derive from it??),(nee enna dhaan da solla vara???)
Karthic "Let benazir's soul rest in peace". Great Indian artists, hockey players and singers la saavum bodhu indha naai ippidi pottadha sarithiramea kadayaadhu...ore oru flash newsa paathuttu captiona pottan da.... (Onakku Benazir oda soul enna aana enna??, moodittu velia paaka mudiaadha...pain eduthuttu orkt la changepannama vuda maatiyea!).Dei! i do understand that u are a keen follower of world affairs,adhukku edhellam remba over....
Ranjit ^Maruti Rocks^ ..dei en da??, unna recruit pannadhunaala it rocks eh??, are did u try mean that the company is so great that it seriously rocks!, if so , i can give the names of a thousand other comapnies that "rock!" more than Maruthi ever will, appa adhayum sethu poduviyaa?......koduma da!!!
Varun Album updated..hols goin on great...U r albums updated nu engalkku profile updates la preview fotovoda varudheda...appram en???.
In the above mentioned ones the irritation level is not that high, but in the following case, it will reach the summit...
"u'll definitely love this", i do not even get the name of the person here....
"Ihsaan rocks, and so does aamir", ya!!! i know it, but wait a minute, whats ur fucking name??
Aswin chotte sardar for PM....dei!!,what non-sense.
other examples: Rahul....Better than the best, mac 'o' yathz i hate Pc, Prasanna gonna get screwed(unless u mention y, the above stement is useless da!).......

Friends!, putting meaningless captions,if anything , can only work against you. You cant and wont impress anyone with the kind of non sense . These things wont fetch u date with a hot chick. So realize this and stay out of it...
yours,
an Experienced Campaigner...

It is time to mature....

Warning: I ve always tried keep my posts in English. But when my thoughts hit the screen in English, i do not sound as funny as when i reflect my thoughts in Tamil. So this blog shall have a lot of this and that in Tamil. Hence non Tamil speakers can walk out of this blog.For the general non sensical blog that u r looking for, please view my complete profile and switch to comfortablu dumb.
Thanks.