Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Happy New year!

Ahh...i am fond of all these programs that they air on these tamil channels on New Year's day. So entertaining yet so senseless, and tell me one program which has something remotely related to New Year and i ll die that very moment.

They all start with Carnatic music programs The ones that have already been recorded and already played a 1000 times. But people switch on their TVs at 6 AM irrespective of what their program is. The music will be running intermittently as the Moms are busy cooking, the children busy brushing and yeah! the Dads reading the Newspaper and one grandparent pretending to enjoy the music, and the other will presumably be not in this world.

Now comes the most useless part of all these. There will be this Top ten movies, top ten songs and all. Every TV will have a different combination of top 10 movies( which contain at least 5 frightfully irritating movies ) depending on which movies rights were given to which TV. Irritating buggers!. Then there will be this interview with stars in Cinema, who are anything but examples and are a shade above hopeless. They will invariably contain some questions like "How did u stumble upon acting as a profession!"(onnum stumble upon la illa, ozhunga padikala adhaan), "Did you ever think that u will ever become a star as big as this"(en illama...given the audacity of tamilains to support someone in the acting profession, ella pannadayum idhamara hopeoda thaan varuvaan) and "neenga cinemaku varlena enne pannirpinga.."(sure edhaavdhu call centre illa software company, indha mogarakattaikellam vera enne kedaikum)..."Will u jump into politics??"(Koduma da....for this that actor will be giving "edakku-mudakaana" reply, which will be more tougher to comprehend than scriptures in Ancient Greek)...

By this tym our Tamilian would have filled his stomach with all possible non sense and he ll be ready for a well known stars Flop movie at around 11 00. He actually will be spoilt for choice with all TVs telecasting the same kind of movies.

Then there will be special episodes of game shows contested people related to Cine industry who contest to look like big tym losers. And again in the evening our Tamilian will gear himself up to create history. He will be ready to watch some stupid super hit movie, telecast for the first tym by some channel in the TV.

Thus the new year programs have nothing at all to aid the people in things they want to be helped in. There will be no interviews of people who are real achievers, no movies that make sense and above all these things are filled with total and absolute non-sense.
yours,
A- man- who- vents- his- anger- through- meaningless- blogs- like -these.